Stuff to make you smile | by GlennM
Who says legislators don't have a sense of humor?
Pissed about the 10% affirmative action quota? Well, don't sweat it if you've got a monochrome football team: Bill ties college admissions, football.
Bike scrape? Bush ain't got nuthin on Ellis. The press release starts with "I knew that if I were to save Mayor White and Councilwoman Alvarado from this rampaging pack of mutant beasts, I could not hesitate," and gets better from there: Ellis hurt in bike mishap or heroic rescue.
Almost makes me want to be able to vote for Houston dems. Oh wait, I almost can...